If I were king

"Jagvar" (Jagvar) 11/01/2013 at 22:08 • Filed to: None

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You'd probably all overthrow me and send me to the gallows.

Anon > Jagvar 11/01/2013 at 22:10

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And steal your car, don't forget that bit.

getchapopcorn > Jagvar 11/01/2013 at 22:12

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At least you use the subjunctive, so you've got that going for you!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jagvar 11/01/2013 at 22:13

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And by gallows, we'ed make you wear shoes.

Jagvar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2013 at 22:14

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Foot-prisons?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jagvar 11/01/2013 at 22:15

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You would have Uggs permanently attached.